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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 23:12:33 GMT -6
Once the commotion in the Hotel Ballroom dies down Denn Mann takes a seat back down Fade in.
Denn-Mann: This is the kind of thing that happens when you're "Th Look Th Size", you're able to pull out some surprises here and there. The momentum has been my way since the start and now we're in the weekend and I'm pulling away. I make no guarantees but you can believe I'm in this one to win and do business to start my WPW career off the right way...my way! YES ah-Ha!
Denn slowly stands up as the camera fades out.
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 21, 2004 23:18:44 GMT -6
SuperStar is seen walking out of the back fixing his shirt and zipping up his pants.
Ok Dennis (starts to clap) Wow you shoke Chris Lee's hand and he told you good like and know you think that you are king shit. Ok you may have a name for yourself because of the like of SBK dropping your name but I really don't see what the big fuckin deal is with yea. It is not like you are anything grand all you are a a tall mother fucker that is gonna get his ass kicked by SuperStar and that is a promise. Sorry did not mean to break the new to you that you will not be winning like this but hey what yea gonna do.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 23:26:49 GMT -6
Dennis Mann stands in the ballroom of the hotel after just listening to Superstar Will's remarks.
Denn-Mann: His bad. Superstar Will. All hot and bothered because he couldn't get any. I'm sure he'll sling some yen a little later to sooth his as the brits say "RANDY" mood he's in but jumping on this seven footer was a bad move. You're now officially on the side of the corner with Riot. A bad spot to be in. Apparently the Horny,Randy Superstar is reading the same "breaking news" Riot is. Riot also is predicting himself a big win in the Battle Royal. You figure it out since you haven't yet. YES ah-HA!
Fade out.
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 21, 2004 23:49:11 GMT -6
SuperStar: Dennis do you really think that you scare me with that big mistake now you are on the same end of the ring as Roit. Dennis I don't think I am gonna win I know I am gonna win because I am The SuperStar and you know what that means do you or is that little brain of your too small for your head.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 21, 2004 23:55:51 GMT -6
Fade in as Denn is laughing.
Denn-Mann: Just like you "KNOW" you're gonna win the TV title at Goldpush and just as Riot "KNOWS" he's gonna win the TV title at Goldpush. You've helped me prove you wrong by your own words. You're BOTH gonna lose at Goldpush and you're both singing the same song. A losing song....YES ah-HA!
Denn shakes his head at Superstar's stupidity. Fade out.
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Post by riot on Aug 22, 2004 0:01:08 GMT -6
the scene sets with Riot sitting in a halway in the tokyo arena.. he has just got word about the other promos going on, he sees a camera man, and motions for him
"Payind dues huh???kid i've payed more dues in my first year of wrestling than you will pay in your life, and another thing i wont be in any corner, i will be right up in your face slapping the shit out of you, while all the fans cheer "RIOT, RIOT" im gonna make you wish you never stuck your big fuckin face in a wrestling ring, oh and yes i did have to fly back to America..Why? you ask, so i could take part in one of most brutal TLC matches i have ever been in...there was blood, there was tears, and then there was a great big Judgment Slam, yeah son, the same judgment slam you will be feeling soon..
Now on to Will Evans, i'm not evan going to touch on that subject, just know..If you get in my way, i will have no problem , beating you out of it punk."
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 22, 2004 0:03:38 GMT -6
Fade in
Denn-Mann: *yawn* liar. riot. *yawn* Nuff said.
Scene fades as Dennis Mann rolls his eyes.
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Post by riot on Aug 22, 2004 0:11:52 GMT -6
*Yawn* Yur a fag *Yawn* Nuf said
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 0:13:01 GMT -6
Roit I am glad you are not gonna touch me because sorry Roit I am not that type you might want to go see the Ludnuts for some loving they are still in Japan because sorry even if you heard other wise SuperStar only likes the ladies. And please Roit leave the beating to your hotel room because I can tell you that no one want to see that. And yea Bullshit about having to fly to the State to be in the most bloodies most gayest orge that has ever been filmed no wait it was a tlc match not a tender loving care match.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 22, 2004 0:14:29 GMT -6
Fade in
Denn-Mann: More lies from Riot. Point proven.
Fade out.
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 0:43:43 GMT -6
Well it looks like Roit left again I bet he went back to the hotel to get some more TLC from the Lugnuts or maybe it was to beat it to a pic of Dutchess, all I know is that he wants to keep his gay fantasys hidden but Roit it is easy to see that you are nothing but a flamer that just want to get into the ring with the like of SuperStar so you can try to feel me up or something.
And Roit you say that you are gonna look Dennis in his face and slap him, are you planning on bring a step ladder to the ring because man you are only like 5 foot nothing and he is 7 foot something and how in living hell do you think you are gonna beable to throw Dennis out or even give him Judgement.
Dennis I want to call a truce just because come on look at how stupid Roit makes himself look.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 22, 2004 0:49:05 GMT -6
Fade in
Denn-Mann: Earlier Superstar you tried to give a newsflash but your mic skills were so poor you weren't able to really articulate it as you wanted but here's a newsflash for you since you've offered a truce to me...Extra Extra Read all about it...."SUPERSTAR SMARTENS UP!". I'l agree to the same deal I have with nearly everyone in this thing. Its every man for himself once the little idiot is done for. YES ah-HA!
Fade out. Yet again, Dennis Mann sees another opponent save face and smarten up. Wise move.
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 13:30:09 GMT -6
Dennis you say that I have smarten up but it is just I want to kick that lying peice of shit Roit's ass all over Japan and the team of you and me could make this guy think twice about stepping into a WPW ring again or any ring but yea I have to agree with you as so as Roit's ass gets kick it is everyone for them self but hey why not kick everyones ass together and then when it is just you and me left then we will see who the real big man is.
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Post by riot on Aug 22, 2004 15:26:41 GMT -6
The Scene Sets in Riots hotel Room where he watches old wrestling match including, kevin nash vs. HHH, and Randy Orton vs. Edge.... ;D
"Well this is interesting, the two biggest marks in sprts entertainment, running their mouths...again...very suprising....And whats this i hear a bout an orgy??? hey will the only orgy i had was with your mom and aunt bessie....we call her bessie, becasue of the big cow nipples.
and Dennis, you call me a liar???, that expalins alot since yur gimmick is a rip off...one question though...do you do the jacknife too??? well its dosent matter...there is only one day left...
oh and for all who are wondering where i was last night, i flew in some family from the states, and my good friend Ivan Burden Who is off from leave right now from serving in the United States Army over in Iraq...i showed them a night on the town, and some of the beautiful resorts here in Tokyo, the finnest clubs, resturants, and all that other great stuff....but it was hard....i couldnt have any fun in between the fans, and thinkin' about this match...and the fact that Ivan B. was putting in to Will's mom all night, the screams we're horrible...and for some reason i could i swore i heard her yell"Oh Superstar..mr. evans, put it to me son" i'm not real sure, but thats what i made from it...and sometihing else about her liking d.v.d.a."
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 16:03:23 GMT -6
Roit you have now step over the egde making fun of my mother will get you killed but because hey having you here to beat week after week is gonna be more fun then if I was gonna kill you. But Roit please stop lying we all know that you did not fly anyone here and if you did it must of been on one of your 10 mintute. So Roit you better watch yourself tomarrow because you have just made it personel
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Post by Riots mom on Aug 22, 2004 16:15:36 GMT -6
A feeble old woman sits with her cross stitching pattern in her lap.
Woman: Riot, son, what the hell are you doin'? Ya' run away from home 'cause ya' got caught chokin' the chicken while ya' was watchin' a 400 lbs. black chick make out with her 75 year old mother on Jerry Springer. Next thing I see...you on TV talkin' about you a wrestler or something in some WpW. Shit boy, you can't n'even wipe your own behind. How ya' expect to wrestle? I tell you what, them wierdos like Superstar and Dennis Mann will eat you for supper. Superstar may even play with your little wee-wee, son. He reminds me of Michael Jackson a lil' bit. You just need to get on home, Riot, son. You run'd off and forgot your toothbrush, too. Can't be over there with ya' breath smellin' like ass. Dammit, what's wrong with kids these days?
The screen fades to black.
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This is meant as a joke...no one get angry...thank you and have a nice day!
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 19:40:34 GMT -6
Roit you better listen to your mother she misses you and just does not want to see you get hurt but Roit your mother has me all wrong you see I would not come anywhere near your weewee as the bitch called but she was right about you getting your assed kick by Dennis and I. And Mrs. Roit I have smelled Roit breath and it smells alot like shit may bet it is from Roit giving one of the lugnuts head after they were done taking turn fuckin Roit up the ass.
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Post by Riots Mom on Aug 22, 2004 19:58:44 GMT -6
Riot's mother is at the store, buying a package of Depends.
RM: Superstar...don't you talk about my damn boy! What the sam's done happened to TV these days? You can say f**k on TV? In my day you'd get you're be-hind blistered for doin' that. Hell, what is head? You talking about dat thing on ya' shoulders? You needs to esplain dat to me!
Fade to black.
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 20:49:30 GMT -6
Roit's Mom there is no way in Hell I am gonna explain head to you if you want to know what it is go take a walk into Roit's room and look under his bed you knew that box that he has under there all hidden so no one can find it. Well open that box and put in one of the tape and I bet you that what you will be seeing is not what you want to see because I was talking with the Ludnuts last weekk and they told me about this tape that they made with Roit that went missing. I don't know I think they said that it was a threesome that they had together and then Roit mom you will see what head is and one last think f**k f**k f**k
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Post by David Capital on Aug 22, 2004 21:07:02 GMT -6
David Capital: I'm not in this to win, because the others have too much of a head-start, and God forbid I challenge the great Dennis Mann, whose name was once uttered from the mouth of almighty Shawn Stryker. Who knows, maybe if you kiss SBK's ass one more time, his inability to lose will rub off on you, Mann. Anyway, all I have to say is this: Superstar, please stop talking about "Roit". There is no "Roit" in this match. Dennis Mann may be on the "'roids" but there's no "Roit". There's a "Riot", and he's an enormous, smelly, no-talent asshole. It's too bad I didn't get in while I could. This match is loaded with "Chumpskies", and the coiner of that phrase may or may not be included.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 22, 2004 22:01:35 GMT -6
Th Look Th Size is back downstairs to check on the promos for the Fed Cup. He hasn't missed much. Fade in.
Denn-Mann: A title for David Capital's WPW autobiography has been found and it is from his own words "I'm not in this to win". YES ah-Ha! So Mr. Front row of Class Teacher's Pet is trying to play school teacher again? I'd heard you had a thing for corrections but I didn't know you were so obviously jealous of my old buddy SBK's success. Now I know and so do the rest of the viewers. With Superstar takin care of Riot's mom, I'll take care of eliminating all the other chumpskies in this Battle Royal including "Mr. O-forever in WPW" David Capital. YES ah-Ha!
The scene fades out as Dennis Mann ponders a way to use David Capital's jealous of SBK's talent and success to his advantage to harm his old buddy now that he's in WPW. Dennis Mann is such a political turncoat.
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 22:05:10 GMT -6
**Scene opens up to Jake Matthews sitting on one of the maid carts next to a doorway. He smirks as he's about to speak**
Jake Matthews: Holy No Talent Losers Dennis. Looks like everyone is trying to jump onto the bandwagon. We got the s-s-s-s-studdering Superstar Will Evans, Chasam, HOORAY FOR RIOT!, Angel and then the Oldest High Schooler of all time David Capitol in this thing man... Oh, then there IS one more person...
**Jake knocks on the door beside him and out walks.. CORKY wearing a Ninja Turtles Outfit**
Jake Matthews: Just thought I'd letcha know that the Corkster made it Dennis.. I'll Holla atcha lata!
**Scene fades out to Corky doing Karate Chops**#nosmileys#nosmileys
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 22:19:02 GMT -6
Will Jake Matthew please shut up please shut up. Ok it looks like David Capital is now here as well and he has pointed out an error just like he always does Capital please stop trying to be mister goodie two shoes and leave out my mistake because hey if your mother did not make a mistake by not taking her pill then there would not be any David Capital. One more thing Matthews how the the is my name studdering do you even understand the word that come out of my mouth or would you like me to slow it down for you.
Last and surely not least Dennis, hey you never aswered my question the other day, how about you and me walk into this thing and kick everyones ass and then when it is just you and me then we will fight it out because Dennis I can already tell you this much not one of these loser have what it take to beat the two of us together.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 22, 2004 22:19:39 GMT -6
Fade in
Denn-Mann: There you have it WPW fans. Chumpsky Corky has made it to Tokyo to kick some Riot ass! YES ah-Ha! Jake Matthews is in this thing fellas and other than me, He has no alliance made. Get em Jake!
Denn laughs as the camera fades out.
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 22:25:51 GMT -6
**Camera opens up to Jake Matthews laughing in his hotel room**
Jake Matthews: P-P-P-P-Please D-D-Don't H-H-H-Hurt M-M-Me Mr. E-E-E-Evans.. Man, your a funny little man aren't you? I mean, one second your dissin my boy Denn, and then now your tryin to be his "Buddy"? Wassup With That Man? I mean, at least have the BALLS to back up what ya say Willy. Your nothin more than a 3rd string Athlete wrestlin in this match with REAL Superstars like me and Denn. When ya decide to grow a pair , THEN and ONLY then come back and talk to me, but in till that time comes, be like Riot and "Fly Back Home"...
**Scene fades out to CORKY running into the shot doing a very poor flying kick**
Corky: YEAH!
Fade Out#nosmileys
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 22, 2004 22:28:44 GMT -6
Fade In, Dennis Mann is seen looking at his watch.
Denn-Mann: While Superstar and Jake are battlin it out to see who I get to face at the end of this thing, You think I got time to catch one of those "10 minute plane rides" to the US and back again? YES Ah-HA! Just kidding! Riot, You're a LAUGH riot!
Fade out
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Post by jakematthews on Aug 22, 2004 22:33:00 GMT -6
**Scene opens back up. We see Jake Matthews on the couch and Corky jumpin on the bed**
Jake: Denn, Denn, Denn.. why you always jokin man. You KNOW it's gonna be you and ME at the end of this thing.. and you know what?
**Jake pops his collar and dusts his shoulder off**
Jake: Cause we're the only 2 with any talent. I mean is REALLY any question? Come On Man!
**Corky stops jumping for a moment**
Corky: WILL EVANS IS MY BEOTCH!!!
Jake: There ya have it folks.. Corky has spoken!
Fade To Black
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 22, 2004 22:36:53 GMT -6
The scene fades in to the seat in the Hotel Ballroom where Dennis Mann has conducted his words towards the Fed Cup Battle Royal this week. Only no one is there. Its just a chair.
"Tick Tock Tick Tock"
Then all of a sudden in front of the camera someone holds up a huge clock and begins turning the back of it to make the time "fly" by. As the camera fades out you can hear some laughter going on.
"Very funny."
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Post by SuperStar on Aug 22, 2004 22:38:20 GMT -6
You a real superstar please I am gonna hand your white ass to you on a silver plant back to back baby. You say that I have not ball because I am wanting to be freinds with Dennis well I never said I wanted to be friends I will still be standing in the ring looking up at the big man but not until I am finish with wanabe wreslters like you and Riot. So Matthews why don't you and Cocky or what ever his fuckin name is go f**k a lemon because I do have the balls to tell you that your girlfriend was great last night.
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Post by "Th Look Th Size" Dennis Mann on Aug 22, 2004 22:43:43 GMT -6
Fade in. Dennis Mann is still not on camera as the clock is being turned. I guess he tried to catch one of those magical 10 minute plane rides back to the US from Tokyo.
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Fade out. Is it really possible that Dennis Mann has built such a lead in the Fed Cup match that now he doesn't even have to appear on camera the rest of the way? Probably but "Th Look Th Size" should be back soon from his "trip".
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